LFC Match Reports Archive

I was so tempted to write a piece today entitled ‘Why Does Gary Neville Keep Shitting Himself for Attention?’, but I realised that I’d just be giving himself the attention he so desperately craves. There can be no other sensible explanation for why Neville ...Read More

The news that Arne Slot is to be our next manager has been greeted with a general lack of enthusiasm from Liverpool supporters. It is easy to work out why. The club will have gone from having the best manager in the world to ...Read More

It might be hard for regular readers to believe, but I really don’t like talking about referees. In a perfect world, we wouldn’t know the names of any of them and decisions would be consistent across the board. Obviously we don’t live in a ...Read More

My kingdom for a season in which it doesn’t feel as though we’re constantly talking about refereeing decisions. More importantly, perhaps, my kingdom for not having to talk about refereeing decisions altering the destination of the title. Every team gets decisions that go both ...Read More

There was a curious thing that happened over the weekend. Speak to most Liverpool supporters and they will tell you that Jürgen Klopp is akin to god, such is the extent to which he is worshipped on Merseyside. Yet there are still some Liverpool ...Read More

I am sick to the back teeth of bad faith Mancunians. I could, of course, be talking about Anthony Taylor, who gave us two penalties yesterday and yet somehow had a game that seemed to massively favour Saudi Arabia FC, but I am, in ...Read More

Evertonians, who spent the previous weeks mocking Liverpool fans for being upset about the perfectly good goal against Tottenham not being counted despite the Video Assistant Referee officials confirming it was a goal, lost their collective heads in the wake of the Merseyside derby. ...Read More